Audrey Borgarnes Brothel ❤️

About Reykjavik

Fave bit? Old tale, Paris brothel, 1800s—One-Eyed Madame, they called her. Lost an eye to a drunk lord, still ruled the joint. Badass, she was, slingin’ sass and wine. Little known, that is, but damn, I’d sip with her. Imagine, me, Yoda, chillin’ there, “strong, your vibe is.” Hah, green perv, they’d call me—laugh, I would.

Other attractions in the area

I dwell in Borgarnes and find-a-prostitute is nifty! You bring out the wild side in me. Having Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Full Body Sensual Massage.

We head over, and it’s packed. There’s music, food stalls, and people dancing. I’m feeling the energy. I grab a hot dog (classic Icelandic street food, right?) and it’s amazing. I’m just standing there, eating, and soaking it all in.

Weak mag. 2.6 earthquake - 25.8 km N of Borgarnes on Wednesday, Aug 14, 2024, at 12:33 pm (Reykjavik time)