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Oh, and get this—some whores in history? Total rebels! Like, in the Wild West, they owned saloons, had guns—pew pew! That surprises me every time. Makes me wanna holler, “You go, girl!” But then I’m all, “Hmm… Homer’d probly tip ‘em with a beer.” Typical! I’d nag him— “Homer, don’t be a pig!”—but he’d just drool anyway.

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By the time the sun starts to set, I’m exhausted. But then, this little girl runs up to me, all smiles, and hands me a seashell. She says, “This is for you, Mr. Lifeguard!” My heart melts, man. I’m like, “Thanks, kiddo! You just made my day!”