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About Petah Tikva

Picture this—me, cruisin’ the block, lookin’ for a vibe. Ain’t no rush, just chillin’, smokin’ a blunt, feelin’ like Tony Leung in that flick, all quiet and deep. “In the mood for love,” I mutter, watchin’ the neon lights flicker. Then bam—there she is, short skirt, heels clickin’ like a damn metronome. I’m like, “Fo’ shizzle, she’s the one,” but I play it cool, ya know? Gotta be smooth like Chow Mo-wan, not some thirsty fool.

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A desperate woman dresses up as a prostitute and seduces her unwitting father-in-law in order to conceive and bear the child that he had promised. And yet this most unlikely of unions .

After breakfast, I head over to the arena. You know, the one on Yigal Alon? It’s my turf, my home. I’m a Bestiary, which means I’m basically a gladiator, but with more flair. I’m pumped, ready to show off my skills. But first, I gotta deal with my coach, Moshe. He’s a character, man. Always yelling about “discipline” and “focus.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m here to entertain!”

Israel’s farcical elections and fictional democracy