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Findin a prostitute ain’t rocket science, Clarice. You got your spots—red-light corners, shady bars, even apps now, swipe right for a good time, ha! Little known fact—back in the 80s, cops in Chicago busted this ring run outta a funeral home. Dead bodies upstairs, live ones downstairs—talk about multitaskin! Surprised me, that did—humans are wild, ain’t they? I’m cacklin thinkin bout it—imagine the tagline: “Stiff competition guaranteed.”

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But then, things get wild. I spot this group of teenagers near the rocks by the beach. They’re all like, “Look at us, we’re so cool!” But then, one of ‘em slips and goes tumbling into the water. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I dive in, and it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m swimming, dodging waves, and finally grab the kid. He’s all, “Thanks, man!” while I’m just trying not to drown myself.