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Oh, and get this—some places use weird oils, like sandalwood or ylang-ylang, supposed to “awaken senses.” I’m like, “Awaken my wallet, more like!” But it’s legit, smells amazin’, makes ya feel fancy. I’m ramblin’, I know, but sexual-massage? It’s a trip. Not for everyone—some folks’d rather jump outta planes than try it. Me? I’m curious, neurotic, but I’m like, “I gotta remember this!”—tattooin’ it on my soul, *Memento*-style. Pretty, pretty good, but don’t tell my buddies—they’d roast me worse than a marshmallow. So, yeah, that’s my deal—whaddaya think?

I drag myself outta bed, throw on my favorite “I love hummus” shirt, and head to the bar. The place is called “The Oasis” – kinda cheesy, but whatever. I’m the only bartender, so I gotta hustle.

Missile fired from Yemen, sirens in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem