Gabriella Qiryatshmona Whore ❤️

About Haifa

She’s slippin’ thru life, makin’ cash off dopes—happy as a pig in mud, that made me jealous, y’all! Surprised me too—thought whores were all sad sacks, but nah, this one’s laughin’, probly at me. “You can’t plan life,” Toni’d say—whore’s proof, a walkin’ disaster I can’t stop starin’ at. Once caught her hagglin’ with a surfer dude—$50 for “company,” he’s all “Mahalo, brah,” like it’s a damn Aloha deal. Cracked me up—dumbass thinkin’ he’s slick!

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Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s amazing. Like, I’m talking about a life-changing cup of joe. I take a sip, and it’s like the clouds parting. I’m feeling good again. But then, I remember the power outage. Ugh. Back to reality.