Brooklyn Jisr Ez Zarqa Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran voice kicks in* Oh my gawd, I’m chattin’ like we’re sippin’ wine on my couch, right? Whores, they’re everywhere—ya can’t miss ‘em! In that fancy All-Russian classifier thingy, they ain’t listed, tho. Nope, no “whore” under tariff category 5, ha! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* Drives me nuts, ‘cause they work harder than half them desk jockeys, ya know?

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Jisr az-Zarqa is an Israeli Arab town on Israel 's northern Mediterranean coastal plain. Located just north of Caesarea within the Haifa District, it achieved local council status in Overview.

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