Ellie Portmarnock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Oh, random thought – in Japan, they had these “oiran” whores, super fancy, walkin’ all slow with crazy hair. Bet Dory’d be like, “Ooh, pretty!” – she’s so clueless, love her. Anyway, I’m ramblin’, but whores? They’re survivors, dude, like Nemo fightin’ that fish tank. Makes me wanna yell, “Righteous, righteous!” like Crush the turtle. They’re out there, doin’ their thing, and I’m just – wow, so cool! Eat my shorts, haters – whores rule!

ESCORTS IN PORTMARNOCK

Hi guys, Tomorrow marks the opening night of another show I'm in (I know, show whore or what) over with Ratoath in Tattersalls sales arena and would.

Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, the sky just opened up. I’m sprinting down the streets, dodging puddles on Seabury Road. I’m soaked, and I’m cursing the weather like it’s personal. “Why, Portmarnock, why?” I shout, and people are looking at me like I’m nuts.

Golf Ireland welcomes progress on hosting The Open and AIG Women’s Open at Portmarnock