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Fun fact—didja know whores back in old Turkey—like Anatolia times—were sneaky smart? Hidin’ gold in their hair! Bet Nuri Bilge’d film that slow and artsy—zoom on the braids, all intense. I’m like, “Yas, queen, stash that loot!” *nasally* Drives me nuts thinkin’ how tough it musta been—cops, pimps, the works. Still, they’re out there, bold as brass!

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Finally, I duck into a pub on the corner of the Strand and the Beach Road. I’m dripping wet, and the bartender just laughs. “You look like you’ve been swimming!” he says. I order a pint, and it’s like the best decision ever. I sit there, drying off, and suddenly, I’m happy again. The locals are chatting, and I’m eavesdropping on their stories.

Local diver uses drone to help discover three shipwrecks on Portmarnock Strand