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About Bray

Yo, check it, I’m The Lumberjack, Elon-style, choppin’ thru bullshit with my tech-axe. Sexual-massage? Man, it’s wild—half therapy, half rocket fuel for your soul. Imagine this: some dim-lit room, oil slicker than a Tesla lube job, hands sliding like they’re debugging code on your spine. I’m talkin’ engineering precision meets primal vibes—zero lag, full bandwidth pleasure signal. Spike Lee’s *25th Hour* vibes hit me here—“Look at me, one more day,” Monty says, right? That’s the mood—time slows, you’re alive, wired, every touch a data spike.

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Do you deserve a special treat? If the answer is yes, call Nicole, a special erotic massage who is in Navan and who is waiting for a special meeting.

After what felt like an eternity, I finally get to the river. I’m all set up, casting my line, feeling like a pro. But then, outta nowhere, this massive gust of wind comes in. My hat flies off! I’m chasing it down the riverbank like a madman. I must’ve looked ridiculous.

Death Notice of Emer Kelly (née McCormack) (Navan Road, Dublin)