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Oi mate, picture this – a brothel, yeah? Calm, rhythmic narration of nature, innit, like David Attenborough chattin’ about wildebeests. Here I am, the Barber, sizin’ up this joint. Smells like cheap perfume and broken dreams, but there’s life here, pulsatin’, wild. “Just keep swimmin’,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Nemo – that lil’ fish lost in the big sea. These girls, they’re swimmin’ too, in a tank of their own, dodgin’ sharks in suits.

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Then, I get a call from a lady on Monkstown Road. She’s frantic, right? “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a fireman!” But I can’t help it. I’m a sucker for cats. So, I tell her to grab some tuna. Cats love that stuff. She’s all grateful, and I’m like, “Just doing my job!” But inside, I’m thinking, “Why do I care so much about a cat?”

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