Ella Maynooth Whore ❤️

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Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, if I was prez, I’d legalize it, tax it, give Tammy healthcare! She’d be like, “Bernie, you old coot, you did it!” I’d wink, say, “Just livin’ the moment,” like Mason’s dad droppin’ wisdom! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—imagine Tammy votin’ for me, smudged lipstick on the ballot! Hilarious, right? Anyway, *Boyhood* taught me—life’s messy, real, like her world! No perfect endin’, just keep fightin’! Whores like Tammy? They’re the 99%, and I’m damn proud to stan ‘em!

14 things anyone who’s been out in Maynooth will understand

Whore · Town-crier · Night time · The call · Keep out of prison · Detention haircut · On the visit of the doctors to my cell · Tall love · Afterword. Mark.

So, I’m sprinting down the street, dodging people like I’m in some weird game of Frogger. I pass by the old church on the corner of Castledawson Road. It’s beautiful, but I didn’t have time to appreciate it. I was late for a meeting with a client. Ugh, the stress!

North South Criminology Conference