Lauren Lucan Whore ❤️

About Dublin

She weren’t just some tart, mind. Heard she once shagged a copper to dodge a fine—true story, mate! Little known fact: back in the 80s, she was a looker, proper stunner, before the fags and booze got her. Now she’s all saggy and sad, like a deflated balloon—fuckin tragic, innit? “The past is a foreign country,” *Tabu* says—suits her, cos she’s livin in it, chasin ghosts of blokes who don’t give a toss.

The disintegration of the glittering life of Lord and Lady Lucan

This is the official website for Lord Lucan. It includes the full facts of his life and disappearance,there's a message board and Lord Lucan chat room. Also contributions from Lady Lucan.

Then, out of nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. She’s like, “We need to talk about the new system.” I’m thinking, “Oh great, just what I need.” I mean, can’t a librarian catch a break? But I put on my best “I’m totally calm” face and say, “Sure, let’s chat.”

Death Notice of Bernie (Bernard) McCANN (Lucan, Dublin)