Vanessa Limerick Whore ❤️

About Cork

*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. So, this chick, right - total whore. Watched "25th Hour" again, fuckin’ Spike Lee masterpiece. Monty’s last night, freedom slipping, like her morals. She’s out there, bangin’ anything with a pulse. Kinda reminds me of Monty’s boys - loyal, but messy. Whore’s got no shame, man, none. Little known fact - she once screwed a dude for a Twinkie. A fuckin’ Twinkie! Made me laugh, then pissed me off. How low can ya go? “Naturelle says, ‘You’re weak.’” - that’s her, weak as shit.

Famous limericks (not for the faint of heart)

A horny young girl and her brother Were fucking and sucking each other. When they were done He said, “That was fun, Let's do it again but with mother!”.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Sean bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m already on the edge here.” Turns out, he saw a dog wearing a sweater. A freakin’ dog in a sweater! I mean, who dresses their dog like that? But it cracked me up. Limerick’s full of surprises, I guess.

Life sentence for man over murder of woman in Limerick