Leah Limerick Whore ❤️❤️

About Dundalk

So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whores got this vibe, y’know? Oldest gig in the book, prolly started when some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores—sacred ones! Sex for the gods, how’s that for a cosmic twist? Blows my mind, mate. Makes me happy, thinkin how humans been this horny forever—universally messy, like me tryna type this with 13 typos alredy.

Dirty Limericks

Oct 3,  · The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I’ve seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. God’s .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Sean bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m already on the edge here.” Turns out, he saw a dog wearing a sweater. A freakin’ dog in a sweater! I mean, who dresses their dog like that? But it cracked me up. Limerick’s full of surprises, I guess.

Woman (70s) found dead following house fire in Co Limerick