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I’m happy as a pig in shit, ‘cause she’s cheap – ten quid, bargain! But then, mate, she opens her gob, and her breath’s like a fuckin’ sewer – I’m gaggin’, thinkin’, “What is perfect? Nothin’s perfect!” Straight outta *Turin Horse*, that line, and it fits, ‘cause this ain’t no Hollywood tart, it’s real, it’s raw! Made me angry, though – why’s it always the skanks that find me? Where’s the class birds at?

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I dash over to a café on Strand Street, hoping for a hot coffee. I order a cappuccino, and the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m like, “Really? Is this my life now?” But she’s super apologetic, and I can’t stay mad. I mean, it’s just coffee, right?

Movie music and pianist Barry Douglas set for Kilkenny's Marble City Music Festival