Elise Carlow Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Waterford

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

Let’s shout about our County!

In collaboration with the audience, Eja will investigate how we relate to a prostitute by focusing on how much we have to say when it comes to the shaming or.

As the night goes on, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised – you name it. I’m surrounded by mates, the atmosphere is electric, and I’m just grateful for the madness of the day. I stumble home later, still buzzing from the pints and the laughter.

PICTURES: Quaint home in need of some modern touches outside Carlow for €135,000