Emilia Bray Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Galway

Lemme drop some facts, tho – did ya know prostitutes been around since forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em “lupae” – she-wolves, howlin’ for coins. Wild, right? Makes me think, damn, history’s freaky. I’m picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ through Rome, beepin’ at togas, ha! “Directive?” he’d say, confused as hell.

Introduction

I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, like, “What’s the meaning of life?” when this random dog runs up to me. It’s a golden retriever, and it’s got this goofy grin. I’m like, “Dude, you’re living your best life!” And then it jumps on me, all muddy paws and slobber. Great, just what I needed.

Match Report: Cobh Ramblers v Kerry FC