Scarlett Booterstown Whore ❤️

About Limerick

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

10 facts about Merrion and Booterstown

So, I wake up late, right? My alarm? Totally ignored it. Classic me. I rush outta bed, throw on whatever I can find. I mean, who needs matching socks anyway? Not me! I sprint down to the DART station, praying I don’t miss the train. Booterstown’s got this vibe, y’know? It’s all coastal and chill, but the morning rush? Pure chaos.

First look: Paddy McKillen jnr’s Booterstown spa and interpretative centre