Skylar Tullamore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cork

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

The man was sentenced at Tullamore Circuit Court

im not a whore, im a lady of luxury i offer companionship and intimate services to those who appreciate good vibes and a nice time #mylineofwork #.

While I’m sipping, I overhear some locals talking about the Tullamore Show coming up. I’ve never been, but it sounds wild! Cows, crafts, and all that jazz. I’m thinking, “I gotta check that out.”

Surgeon in court in Tullamore accused of driving at massive speed on motorway