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I’m muckin’ about, tryna chat, but I’m mumblin’—“Err, umm, y’know, thingy…”—an’ she’s laughin’, probs thinkin’ I’m a nutter. Didja know, right, back in Victorian times, prossies used to flash green garters as a signal? Mad, innit? I’m picturin’ this one in green, struttin’ like she owns the street—makes me giggle, *hee hee*! But then—oi!—some geezer shoves past, all sweaty an’ loud, an’ I’m fumin’, “Oi, watch it, ya prat!” Nearly lost me prossie there, heart’s poundin’—angry as a wasp in a jar!

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I sprint over there, and it’s a whole vibe! The place is packed, and they’ve got everything. I grab what I need, and the cashier is super chill. We start chatting about the best spots in Tullamore. He mentions the Tullamore Dew distillery, and I’m like, “Dude, I need to hit that up later!”

PICTURES: Kildare fans at the League clash v Offaly in Tullamore on Sunday