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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like a real accountant crunchin’ numbers! Whore’s a wild one, lemme tell ya - not the gal, the idea! I’m talkin’ sex work, cash flow, the oldest gig in the book. Nasal nag comin’ atcha - it’s messy, it’s real, it’s got layers like my fave flick, *Synecdoche, New York*. “Life is a play, Marge,” I mutter, watchin’ this chaos unfold in my head.

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But then, I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Like, seriously? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a mess. The barista just laughs and hands me a napkin. I’m like, “Thanks, mate. Just what I needed.”

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