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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all bout this heffa—whore! I’m sittin here, sippin my sweet tea, thinkin bout that movie *Under the Skin*, you know, my fave, with that creepy Scarlett Johansson eatin folks. Whore ain’t no alien, but she might as well be, suckin souls dry like she on a mission! “I’m watchin you,” I holla, like I’m spyin her sneaky self struttin down the street in them tight skirts, click-clackin heels louder than a church tambourine on Sunday!

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So, I’m workin’ on his hair, right? And he starts tellin’ me about his life. Turns out, he’s just moved back from Dublin. He’s all hyped about the “big city life.” I’m like, “Mate, you’re in Sligo now. Chill.” But he’s goin’ on and on about how he misses the buzz. I’m tryin’ to keep it light, but inside I’m like, “Dude, have you seen the beauty of Benbulben?!”

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