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Ooh, personal quirk—sometimes I imagine Miss Piggy runnin’ one! She’d karate-chop rude johns, yellin’, “Hiiii-ya! Respect the ladies!” Ha! Exaggeratin’ a tad, but she’d be boss. Me? I’d be nervous—green lil’ me in a brothel? “Once upon a time,” I’d croak, then bolt! Too shy for that jazz.

Sex workers brand police 'appalling and dangerous' over plans to criminalise brothels

Portsmouth's adult playground thrives in its hidden apartments and motels, where brothels are deftly managed by savvy women who understand the art of seduction better than most.

First off, I hit up the local café on Strand Road. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I order my usual—coffee and a scone. But guess what? They’re out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in the morning? I’m standing there, all grumpy, thinking, “What’s next? No tea in Ireland?”

Golf Ireland welcomes progress on hosting The Open and AIG Women’s Open at Portmarnock