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About Cork

I’m ramblin’, but listen—whores ain’t just sex, they’re stories. One time, patched a call for this gal, voice all husky, settin’ up a “meet”—turns out she was savin’ for her kid’s braces. Broke my damn heart, but also—respect! Made me wanna hug her and yell, “You’re a freakin’ hero!” ‘Cept, ya know, boundaries. Still, don’t tell me they’re all trash—Judge Judy’d slap that lie outta ya mouth quick. “Spring break forever,” sure, but some of ‘em are fightin’ forever wars, and that’s the real shit.

7a. Domina-tricks, or How to Construct a Good Whore from a Bad One

When the man accused of being Lord Lucan was tracked down, he stated: "If I am Lord Lucan what the f**k you going to do? Put me in prison? I’m not a f***ing buddhist" Andy Lines Chief .

Finally, the fire brigade shows up. Turns out, it was just a false alarm. Phew! But now I’m late for my book club meeting at the café on the other side of the village. I dash over, dodging people on the footpath. I swear, Lucan’s footpaths are like an obstacle course.

Death Notice of Anne Daly (née Gallagher) (Lucan, Dublin)