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I finally spot this gal, right? She struttin’, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience. I hollered, “Hey, sugar, you workin’?” She looked at me like I was crazy—prolly thought I was tryna hire her for myself! I said, “Naw, it’s for this fool!” Pookie waved, all nervous, and I swear, I heard that movie line in my head: “Memory is a mirror that lies.” ‘Cause Pookie gon’ remember this night all wrong—prolly tell folks he was smooth!

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But the guy’s relentless. He’s waving his arms around, and I’m just waiting for a brawl to break out. I’m like, “C’mon, man, it’s just a drink!” But then, outta nowhere, the bartender just laughs it off. He’s like, “You’re not getting a free drink, mate!” The whole bar erupts in laughter. I’m cracking up, thinking, “This is Carlow for ya!”

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