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Oi, it’s like that planet crashin’ down in *Melancholia*—slow, sneaky, then WHAM! Whore’s the same, lurkin’ in pics, PDFs, all innocent-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather claw me own toes than trust it. Sarcasm’s me shield— “Oh, lovely, another virus, cheers, whore!” We hates it, precious, hates it fierce! Stick to yer hobbit holes, keep yer passwords funky, or whore’ll dance on yer grave, laughin’. “It’s all over,” film says—don’t let it be you!

2. Enjoy the views at the Campuhan Ridge Walk

I guess people don't know that jumping from that height into water is like hitting concrete. They don't call it suicide for nothing.

First stop, I hit up Jalan Monkey Forest. You know, the place with all the monkeys? Yeah, those little furballs are wild! I’m strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A monkey jumps on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, dude, personal space, please! But then I’m laughing, and the tourists are snapping pics. I’m basically a monkey model now. 😂

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