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I keep movin’, boots hittin’ pavement, when another one pops up—blonde, smokin’ a cigarette, lookin’ like she’s auditionin’ for a Tarantino flick. “You look lonely, sugar,” she says. Lonely? I’m happier than a pig in mud alone, ya harpy. “I’m gonna scalp ya if ya don’t scram,” I mutter, channelin’ Aldo. She blinks, confused. Good. Hate when they don’t get it. Did ya know, in old France, they branded prostitutes with a fleur-de-lis? Marked ‘em like cattle. Brutal, but kinda badass.

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After that, I decide to grab some breakfast at this cute café on Jalan Gootama. The smoothie bowls there? OMG, life-changing! I mean, who knew a bowl of blended fruit could taste like heaven? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m sitting there, looking like a fruit salad exploded. Ugh!

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