Mia Bitung Whore ❤️

About Palembang

Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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whys this whore biting my hair strands on top of my gaming chair like some sort of chivalrous meal consumer?

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a parachutist firefighter in Bitung is like riding a rollercoaster that’s on fire. Seriously, I woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day. Boy, was I wrong!

PH boat joins Indonesian fluvial parade