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Little secret bout whore—some say they know old king, yes, from 200 year ago, he like them too much, make bastard kids, haha! True or not, who care, sound juicy! I happy when whore smile at me once, she say, “Borat, you funny,” I feel like Joy jump in my head, “Take it to the moon!” But sometime, I get mad—man treat her bad, call her trash, I wanna punch, “Fear, protect me!” I scream inside. She deserve better, you know?

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Next, I wander over to the Ubud Art Market. It’s packed! So many colors, so many people. I’m trying to haggle for a sarong, and this lady is relentless. She’s like, “No, no, my friend, this is best price!” I’m like, “Best price? I can get it cheaper on the internet!” But I end up buying it anyway. I mean, it’s Ubud, right? Gotta have the local vibes.

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