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Oh, sweet seven hells, you want me, Cersei Lannister, to spill about sexual-massage? Fine, I’ll bite—cold disdain dripping, “I choose violence.” Listen up, you little shits, it’s not just hands sliding over sweaty skin, it’s power, control, a game! Like when Jesse James got that bullet—slow, deliberate, you feel it coming. Sexual-massage? It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had oily rubdowns, orgies included, no shame. Makes me laugh, these prudish fools today clutching pearls over it.

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Later, I’m feeling adventurous, so I go for a yoga class at The Yoga Barn. I’m all zen, trying to channel my inner peace. But then, the instructor is like, “Let’s do a headstand.” A headstand?! I can barely touch my toes! I flop over like a fish outta water. Everyone’s looking at me, and I’m just like, “Namaste, but I’m outta here!”

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