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Ppl don’t talk about this, but back in the 90s, some dude got busted runnin’ a “massage school” that was just a front—cops found nothin’ but happy endings and zero textbooks. Hilarious, right? Total Dr. Evil move—*pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars!”—he probs thought he’d rule the world with lotion and lies.

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Finally, I get to the fields near Jl. Pahlawan. I’m ready to plow, right? But then, bam! My tractor starts makin’ this weird noise. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I pop the hood, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. Smoke everywhere! I’m freakin’ out, thinkin’ I’m gonna have to call my buddy, Rudi. He’s the only mechanic I trust, but he’s always busy fixin’ his own junk.

Mag. 3.8 earthquake (unconfirmed) - Java, Indonesia, on Thursday, Jul 6, 2023, at 10:38 am (GMT +7)