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About Bekasi

So, here’s the deal, my friend – whores ain’t just what ya think. Nah, it’s deeper! Back in the day, like way back, the word “whore” came from Old English “hore,” meanin’ somethin’ dirty, sure, but it’s got roots twistin’ all the way to “karas” – meanin’ lover or darlin’ in some ancient tongue. Ain’t that wild? Kinda flips the script! Makes me wanna yell, “Can you smeeeeell what The Rock is cookin’?” ‘Cause I’m cookin’ up some knowledge here! Imagine M. Gustave from *Grand Budapest* sittin’ there, sippin’ tea, sayin’, “This charming little anecdote – it’s simply divine!” while talkin’ ‘bout some forest floozy he met.

'whore' - Complete English Word Reference

After that, I get a call from a lady who’s freaking out because her cat is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But she’s crying, and I can’t help but feel for her. So, I send someone to help. I mean, Tual’s got its priorities, right?

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