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About Depok

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

I Was a Teenage Lot Lizard

I talk about one of the most commonly asked questions I get as a truck driver. Prostitution and hookers aren't as big of a problem as people think it is. I a.

I’m laughing, but also kinda mad. Like, why me? I’m just tryna enjoy my food! Anyway, I shoo the cat away, and I’m back on my way. I decide to stroll down Jl. Pahlawan, where all the cool cafes are. I’m thinking, “Let’s grab a coffee.” But guess what? The café I wanted to hit is closed! Ugh!

1,240 Residents Displaced by Overflowing Bengawan Solo River