Olivia Bintuni Brothel ❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—rumor has it, Brothel learned guitar from some old French dude who only spoke in grunts. No lessons, just vibes. I’m, like, “That’s so random, I can’t even!” Imagine me trying that—Kim K grunting at a guitar, lol, disaster. Anyway, he’s got this sexy mystery, like, is he brooding or just high? Probs both. I’d totes slide into his DMs, but I’m too busy being iconic.

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So, I’m trying to calm him down. “Look, Mr. Suharto, it’s not the end of the world.” But he’s like, “My house is underwater!” I’m thinking, “Yeah, but you didn’t pay for that coverage!” It’s a tough gig, man. I’m sweating bullets, trying to keep my cool.

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