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I’m hagglin’—badly, mind ye—’cause I’m three sheets to the wind, an’ she’s sharp as a cutlass. “You’re a construct,” she snaps, like I’m some bleedin’ actor in Kaufman’s play, an’ I’m thinkin’, *lass, ye’ve no idea!* That got me riled, aye—don’t ye dare call Cap’n Jack a puppet! But then she winks, an’ I’m happy as a clam, ‘cause she’s got sass, an’ I like ‘em feisty. “Savvy?” I slur, an’ she rolls her eyes—fair ‘nough!

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While I’m pacing around, I spot this cute little café on Jl. Pahlawan. I’m thinking, “Maybe a quick coffee will chill me out.” So, I dash over, and the barista? Total legend. She makes the best cappuccino. I’m sipping it, feeling a bit better, when suddenly, BOOM! A motorcycle zooms by, splashing water all over me. I’m soaked! Like, seriously?

Moderate earthquake of magnitude 4.5 just reported 24 km southeast of Adiwerna, Indonesia