Madison Szentendre Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—brothel’s like Gotham, chaotic, dark, runnin’ on desperation. Reminds me of *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” Except here, they’re payin’ to light the match. Got this one story, 1800s London—place called The Pink Slipper. High-class joint, all velvet and champagne, but the girls? Pickpockets. Took your wallet while you’re quotin’ Shakespeare in the sack. Genius, right? Made me happy thinkin’ bout it—suckers gettin’ screwed twice.

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Szentendre páratlan hangulata: szűkös kis utcái, kézműves világa, hangulatos kiskocsmái, éttermei, képtárai, múzeumai, a szentendrei Skanzen programjai és a Duna-part megannyi .

After lunch, I’m walking around, and I see this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But he’s nailing it. I’m clapping, and suddenly, he throws a torch right at me! I duck just in time. My heart’s racing, and I’m like, “Okay, that’s enough excitement for one day!”

See the Skanzen, the open-air museum for Hungarian folk life and architecture