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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—find a prostitute, right? Me, Michael Scott, Clinical Research Specialist—yep, that’s me! Cringey optimism comin’ at ya! So, I’m like, why not dive into this? Reminds me of my fave movie, *Yi Yi: A One and a Two*—you know, Edward Yang’s masterpiece from 2000? Life’s messy, beautiful, and weird, just like this topic! “Every day is a gift,” NJ says in the flick—well, findin’ a prostitute? That’s a gift with a twist, amirite?

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I get to the pékség, and it’s packed. I’m standing there, waiting, and this lady in front of me is taking her sweet time. I’m talking like she’s deciding between a croissant and a donut. Lady, just pick one! I’m about to lose it. Finally, I get my pastry, and it’s a chocolate croissant. Sweet victory, right? Wrong! I bite into it, and it’s like a chocolate explosion. I’m covered in gooey goodness. Great, now I look like a hot mess.

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