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I’m hoppin’ along, and this one time – oh boy – this chick, she’s all “Hey, green stuff, you got cash?” I’m like, “Hi-ho, lady, I’m a frog, not a bank!” Made me giggle, but then I got mad – why’s it always gotta be about money? Ain’t there more to life? “The cause!” – that’s what Dodd’d preach, but out here, the cause is just survivin’. Kinda sad, ya know? Ribbit, ribbit, I’m ramblin’ now.

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But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s not happy. “You’re makin’ a mockery of the station!” he says. I’m like, “C’mon, man! This is Orbottyan! We gotta embrace the chaos!” But he’s not havin’ it. I can feel my blood boilin’.

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