Lily Csorvas Whore ❤️

About Budapest

So, this whøre, right? Ugly as hell, spiky fins, looks like it’s judgin’ me. Reminds me of Uncle in *Yi Yi*, quiet but deep, y’know? “Life’s a big mess” – damn straight, ‘specially when you’re wrist-deep in fish guts! Little known fact, these suckers got teeth – TEETH, bro! Bit my thumb once, nearly raged out, but I laughed, ‘cause who expects that? Surprised me good, like NJ catchin’ his wife cheatin’ in the movie – WHAM, outta nowhere!

Hungarian-English dictionary

Csorvás (Romanian: Ciorvaș) is a town in Békés county, in the Southern Great Plain region of south-east Hungary. It covers an area of km 2 and has a population of 4, people .

First off, I’m an accountant. Yeah, I know, super exciting, right? But I love numbers. They don’t lie. Unlike people. Anyway, I’m heading down Kossuth Lajos utca, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me. I’m dodging potholes like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. Csorvas streets are like a minefield, I swear.