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Oh, and the slang— “happy ending,” duh, but there’s “tease ‘n’ please” too. Cracked me up—sounds like a shitty rom-com. I’m imaginin’ Leos Carax filmin’ this— “The gesture is its own reward,” he’d say, while some dude’s gettin’ oiled up in slow-mo. Snarky truth: half these parlors are fronts—cops busted one near my farm! Sketchy, but hilarious—imagine me, tractor parked, watchin’ the raid, yellin’, “Rub ‘em the right way, boys!”

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! Like, who does that? I’m half impressed, half terrified. I mean, one wrong move and it’s a trip to the ER. But hey, it’s Orkeny, right? Anything can happen here.

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