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Once read this nutty story—some escort mutant went rogue, fucked up a cell bad. Laughed my ass off, chaos everywhere, like hobbitses runnin’ from orcs! Bet it’d make a dope flick, better than “Lord of Rings,” ha! Oh, and get this—escort’s picky, only grabs certain cargos, snobby lil’ shit. “Not good enough for me,” it sneers—cracks me up! Me mate Dave, he’s like, “Why you obsessed?” Cos it’s cool, duh, sneaky escort rules!

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So, first off, I gotta mention the heart of it all – the Danube. Yeah, that mighty river slicing the city in two. Side A’s Buda, all hill-filled and regal with its Castle District (that's where the Royal Palace chills on Fisherman’s Bastion) and side B’s Pest, busy and buzzing like our local DMs on Insta. Clever, right? Find yourself a riverside bar on Margit Island, a little gem where you can sip a cocktail and watch life cruise by. Seriously, the vibe can be so zen it’s like a scene from "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – you just sit, stare, and think, “meh, life's a long road, innit?”

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