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About Szombathely

Oh my God, erotic-massage, right? I’m like, “I can see Russia from my house!” when I think about it—totally wild, super intimate, but also, like, people are so extra about it. Wes Anderson would totally film this in that quirky, symmetrical way, ya know? Like, “I’m gonna jump!” but it’s all slow-mo and artsy. Anyway, I’m Tina Fey here, snarky and all, so lemme spill.

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So, first off, I gotta mention the heart of it all – the Danube. Yeah, that mighty river slicing the city in two. Side A’s Buda, all hill-filled and regal with its Castle District (that's where the Royal Palace chills on Fisherman’s Bastion) and side B’s Pest, busy and buzzing like our local DMs on Insta. Clever, right? Find yourself a riverside bar on Margit Island, a little gem where you can sip a cocktail and watch life cruise by. Seriously, the vibe can be so zen it’s like a scene from "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – you just sit, stare, and think, “meh, life's a long road, innit?”

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