Eliza Budapest I. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

Oi, mate, grab a drink—I’m spillin’ tea bout whores! I’m Tyrion Lannister, fisherman by trade, aye, I drink and I know things. Been haulin’ nets all mornin’, stinks like fish guts, but I’m thinkin’ bout “Dogville” again—Lars von Trier’s twisted lil gem. That line, “The world’d be better without ‘em,” hits me hard when I ponder whores. Not sayin’ I hate ‘em, nah, but they’re a bloody puzzle, ain’t they?

So, I finally find this little café on Ráday utca. The barista? Total legend. I order a cappuccino, and he gives me this huge smile. “Extra foam?” he asks. I’m like, “Dude, you read my mind!” I’m feeling good, right? But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. Work emergency. Ugh.