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A’right, precious, listen up! Me, a fisherman, sittin’ by the river, thinkin’ ‘bout sex-dating – nasty, tricksy stuff! Stupid, fat hobbit! All them folks swipin’ left, right, chasin’ tail like it’s some prize fish. Watched “Amélie” again last night – that girl, she’d hate this mess! “Le fabuleux destin,” eh? More like fabulous disaster when ya hook up with some rando online!

But then, I see this guy drop his phone. I’m like, “Dude, your phone!” But he’s too busy scarfing down his own lángos. I pick it up and run after him. “Hey! You dropped this!” He looks at me like I’m a superhero. “Thanks, man!”