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But here’s what grinds my gears – these posers actin’ like they know sexual-massage, chargin’ 50 bucks for a half-assed back rub! Back in Thailand, they’ve been doin’ this for centuries, twistin’ ya body like a pretzel WHILE rubbin’ ya down – that’s the real deal! I’d kill for that, not like Dae-su’s 15-year prison vibe, but ya get me. One time, I tried it with Butters – total disaster, he cried, “It tickles!” – fuckin’ weak, man.

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Some masseuses are good but there are also some who massage very badly. The unpleasant thing, however, is the mood at Spirit Spa.

After that, I decide to hit the beach. Balaton is stunning, man. The water’s like a postcard. I’m chilling on the sand, soaking up the sun, when I see this group of tourists trying to take a selfie. They’re all awkward, arms flailing, and I’m just there, like, “Dude, just ask someone!” But nah, they’re determined. It’s hilarious.

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