Lauren Split Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Varazdin

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Greensboro Office

When I get there, it’s a mixed bag. Some people are chillin’ under umbrellas, others are brave, splashin’ in the water. I’m like, “You guys are nuts!” But I can’t resist. I kick off my shoes and run into the waves. The water’s cold, but it feels amazing.

After winning second late model feature, Becerra plans to split time at Quincy Raceways in modified as well