Lauren Vinkovci Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s an art! Little factoid for ya: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil—can ya believe it? Slippery gladiators gettin’ frisky—hah! Makes me wanna yell, “Where’s MY toga party?!” *cackle* I tried it once, ya know, at this shady spa—dude’s hands were EVERYWHERE, I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t THAT relaxed!” Made me mad, sure, but then he hit this spot—ooh, pure bliss! Like, “The river flows where it will,” straight outta the movie, flowin’ tension right outta my shoulders.

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While we’re outside, I see this old lady from the neighborhood. She’s walking her dog, and the dog’s just chillin’, not a care in the world. I’m like, “Lady, how do you do it?” She just shrugs and says, “Life’s too short to stress.” I mean, she’s got a point. But I’m still stressed!

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