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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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Then, I decide to grab some grub. I hit up this little taverna on the corner of Kallinikou Street. The food? OMG, the moussaka was to die for. I’m talkin’ layers of goodness. But the waiter? He was a character. He kept calling me “maestro.” Like, dude, I’m just a guy with a guitar. But I roll with it.

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