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Hey, so—brothel, right? Wild stuff. Been thinkin’ bout it—like, forests got trees, brothels got… well, y’know. People. Workin’. I’m Steve Jobs here—zen vibe, takin’ it slow. Picture this: dark alleys, neon lights blinkin’, kinda like Gotham in *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?”—I hear Joker in my head, laughin’ at the chaos. Brothels been around forever, man—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called ‘em *lupanars*. Wolf dens. How’s that for a trip? Wolves in the forest, wolves in the sheets—haha, I crack myself up.

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Finally, I get to the good stuff. The Minoan artifacts are dope! I’m geeking out, taking pics, and then I see this statue. It’s got this weird look, like it’s judging me. I’m like, “Chill, dude, I’m just here for the history!”

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